Today I witnessed the unleashing of decades of tension between Germany and Russia. I don't recall what catalyzed the fighting but I do recall watching Russia chasing Germany's butt out the house and down the street despite the fact that Germany was carrying heavy weaponry. In the meantime, America waited on the sidelines watching and laughing until both sides were exhausted and were about out of ammo. That's about the time they intervened and shot both of them in the face. And butt, actually. All in all, pretty historically accurate.
The picture is the interim before America got involved. You'll notice Russia in the foreground with Germany proudly marching forward even though he's out of ammo. As the one documenting the aftermath of such a historic catastrophe but not getting involved, I wonder who I am.
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